deansass:

drejofvalenwood:

theroguefeminist:

batched:

I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.

I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.

so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic

how exactly could you have come remotely close to that conclusion

tumblr in a nutshell

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thats-what-im-tolkien-about:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

Please make sure this is played at my funeral 

(via chris-and-jonny)

bellamysbutt:

the-first-law:

bellamysbutt:

Staying up late does things to people.

i need it on my phone

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK?

(Source: microbutts, via ah-museplayer)

wings-for-castiel:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

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have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

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swirly:

wannabeotakuboy:

swirly:

breaking news from the tumbler staff!! this is reAL

Okay THIS ONE is obviously fake. Try harder next time, trolls.

yet more info from tumbler staff!!

swirly:

wannabeotakuboy:

swirly:

breaking news from the tumbler staff!! this is reAL

Okay THIS ONE is obviously fake. Try harder next time, trolls.

yet more info from tumbler staff!!

(via alohabuckland)

(Source: littleme60, via godezrakoenig)

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

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buckin-love:

Total length: 42 minutes, 28 seconds!

buckin-love:

Total length: 42 minutes, 28 seconds!

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tardis-mind-palace:

clockwork-superwholockian:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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is this the next men of tumblr post?

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Guys, it’s just a hat.

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See? Completely normal.

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WITCHCRAFT

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WITCHCRAFT 

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(Source: twitter.com, via serendipidean)

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stop:

Bruh got the holy ghost over a slice of pizza…….

stop:

Bruh got the holy ghost over a slice of pizza…….

(Source: vinebox, via pfofie)

(Source: buckin-love, via pfofie)

Hey! Over here! Wow, you know, nobody bothers to read me. Living down here on the bottom of a blog is tough. Nobody ever gives me any notes. Nope, they all come here saying "Coldplay this and Coldplay that." But does anyone actually stop and think, SOMEBODY HAS TO LIVE DOWN HERE AND LOOK AT THESE GIFS ALL DAY LONG. Sure, one time is nice. I mean, Chris Martin IS an exceptionally handsome guy. But all day, I have no privacy. I've got Coldplay and Sherlock and who knows what giving me looks all day long. It's tough, I tell ya. Well, see you around. I know what you're gonna do next. Click that 'Older Posts' button. I'll be there, too. Got nothing better to do.